They didn't tell me my boobs and back would hurt this much!

Ugh.. so I have gone the last 26 weeks with out major issues. My first trimester was pretty easy, thank goodness. Yes, I had the occasional bout of nausea and queasiness, but nothing major. My second trimester has passed without major incident as well, unless of course you count bronchitis and power outages as incidents. Now we are in the final stretch and I have a feeling I am going to pay DEARLY for having had such a decent pregnancy.

Now don't get me wrong. I am not one of those women who is going to lie and say "Oh I loved being pregnant and its made me feel so beautiful or I feel so much more womanly". Puleeze. I seriously want to punch some of those women. They are so full of poopy diapers. Personally, I think they drink a little too much of the breeder kool aid. So far, I have described my pregnancy to my friends as being super constipated. Really.. that's what it has felt like. Until recently, AJ's kicks felt like gas or popcorn popping in my stomach.

Now, with only 14 weeks to go, I must say that I just want to meet my kid and get him out! I know I ( and my hoo-haw) will pay dearly once he is here, but it will be worth it. At least I hope so! My boobs are now H's. Yes, you read that right. H"S!!! My friend Roz is completely obsessed with them because of the sheer fact that they are real and even bigger than they were before. For those of you wondering, yes, I can find bra's in my size. Well, at one store. About 25 miles away. Needless to say, they hurt my back. ALOT. I can only imagine how much bigger they will get. Please start praying for me (and the kid) now. Seriously. I am actually afraid I am going to suffocate him with my huge knockers.

Pete is currently suffering from back pains as well, but he swears it's not sympathy pains. I personally think it's his ass that is bothering him, and I am the root of all of it. :-) So throw him in the prayer circle as well.

So there.. I just wanted to whine about my back and boobs hurting me right now. Be thankful its not you with these H's....